procrastination is the thief of time

tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, mom.

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cassandraemeraldsong:

dontstartlethewitch:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

One does not simply drive into Mordor.

Oh my God

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